GOT 2 OUTTA 3

NOW LEARN MORE ABOUT THE MAMMOTHS

FROM THE OTTAWA CITIZEN.......

LORENZO BERROA WAS SIGNED TO THE OTTAWA  FILIBUSTERS TODAY.

After signing a deal with a 6.2 million dollar bonus Lorenzo Berroa was said to be associated in a bar fight where one person was seriously injured. 

Nobody can prove Lorenzo Berroa was there dressed as a star wars storm trooper as you can see in this actual footage. So Lorenzo Berroa will still report to Ottawa on time along with his well documented 4 seamer and devastating change up.

From MLB Insider ....... Ex ballplayer and first year reporter Tom Glavine (you heard it here first)  reports that exactly half of the 8 games played on opening day were shutouts ......... when 100 kids in public schools were surveyed how many games is that, 62% got the correct answer (survey provided by Gallup polls).

OPENING DAY

ITS BUSINESS TIME

THATS WHY THERE CALLED BUSINESS SOCKS

BALTIMORE BIG GUNS

FROM THE BALTIMORE CHRONICLE ........... 

      Local bars have been  polled by Baltimore officials, the fans have spoke loudly (and a lot were actually slurring)  that they believe there BIG GUNS will flex this year and win the NL  EAST. When asked about the cities enthusiasm the Baltimore Coach just smiled and replied, 

"Our city has the best fans in the world, and if they believe it why shouldn't the team?"

v., yawned, yawn·ing, yawns.
v.intr.
To open the mouth wide with a deep inhalation, usually involuntarily from drowsiness, fatigue, or boredom.





EVEN BLUE GETS BORED DURING SPRING TRAINING

From the Kansas City  Star .........

     With budgets set Kansas City has painted its first Masterpiece spending  over 83 million dollars.... 15 million more than anyone else in their division. 82 year old equipment manager Freddie "BBQ" Pinkle says he remembers when 15 million would pay for the entire MLB back in 1955 when that team from Philly had moved here.